fartgallery:

bel0w-zer0:

fartgallery:

what if cars didnt have wheels but had mechanical feet so you just saw cars running around everywhere

It would give running someone over a whole new meaning

a hit and run

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danceswithdoritos:

draemishs:

coolasacalliope:

thedoctorpottergames:

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US

AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED

IT WAS EVERYWHERE

IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA

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thefandommenace:

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things 

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Favorite Films: The Lion King (1994)

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lizthefangirl:

heY IM ON THERE WHOA

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henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

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rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

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allmymetaphors:

isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves 

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